un:c at 8:03 AM : Going to sleep ( ՞ٹ՞)
un:c at 7:57 PM : Wait. It’s night?KK: I’ve learned not to fear the crows around dumpsters, and their sounds don’t bother me anymore.
Eve: Can you talk to them?
KK: Caw~
Eve: hahahah…… (dammit, I gotta do something about this bastard fast)
(* parody of…
Fan: Who was the utaite that was touching your butt today?
Mafumafu: It was Akatin.Soraru: Mafu’s not coming. Should I go on and reserve the namahousou or not?
Lon: Maybe I can be Mafumafu for the day
Soraru: Let’s do this together for today thenSoraru: Good morning! I’m at a wedding today.
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The wait for crossfade is over!
Melody Stock Crossfade!
Disclaimer: I did not write this report. I read this report on Weibo and immediately messaged for permission to translate. He was really nice about it and agreed. If you prefer the original Chinese version, please click here. (Some of the jokes are probably funnier the way he said it since I couldn’t translate it perfectly — most of it is kinda rough and I omitted some minor stuff.) None of the words below represent my own thoughts, but only the thoughts of the original author.
PART 1: Before the live + general descriptions of everyone
PART 2: HOMO PART
— ALRIGHT, HERE IS WHEN THE HOMONESS STARTS. IF YOU DO NOT LIKE, PLEASE DO NOT CLICK—
Disclaimer: I did not write this report. I read this report on Weibo and immediately messaged for permission to translate. He was really nice about it and agreed. If you prefer the original Chinese version, please click here. (Some of the jokes are probably funnier the way he said it since I couldn’t translate it perfectly — most of it is kinda rough and I omitted some minor stuff.) None of the words below represent my own thoughts, but only the thoughts of the original author.
PART 1: Before the live + general descriptions of everyone
ALRIGHT? Let’s go —>
@_amatsuki_: 部屋の前ではしやんさんの笑い声が聞こえたから出たらこれww RT @hashiyandayo: 天月の部屋ノックしたら、隣の部屋から「なに?」って歌詞太郎が出てきた。なんでだ。
Hashiyan: After I knocked on Amatsuki’s door, Kashitaro came out from next door asking “What?” Why.
Amatsuki: I heard Hashiyan laughing in front of my door so I came out and this www
I’m hella tired and since I’m going to attend COF Osaka too I won’t write too much this time
[edit 2013.07.31] cries I didn’t realize I saved this as draft orz stupid me orz but yeah, I won’t add anything so here’s what I wrote just after the live
un:c
- un:c opened the live
- he was so…
Uratan with Sakatan, Amatsuki with Kashi-san and Hashiyan, and Luz having a nama at the same time…
/crieesssss ヾ(;;;;;;;;;;;;´༎ຶ ༎ຶ)ノ
whY NOW WHEN MY FAMILY JUST SUDDENLY DECIDED TO GO TO THE OUTSIDE WORLD?! NOOOOOOO!! I WANNA STAY IN THE VIRTUAL WORLD! PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE! I WANT TO STAY WITH MY BBYS ヾ(;;;;;;;;;;;;´༎ຶ ༎ຶ)ノ
COF is having a nama while I’m on mobile OTL
NOOO!! WHY DO YOU HAVE TO DO THIS TO ME ALL THE TIME?!
AAAAHHHHHHHH I want to watch it ; n ;
Please, please, if anyone managed to record it, oh would you please help this poor soul and post it here? orz

